Her vagina references are simply brilliant!!! I’m talking about “roast beef vaginas” and “period panties”, that’s right, she went there and came back!!! Did I mention how brilliant I think Tara is?? I’ll say it one more time, BRILLIANT!!
The storyline is great, the execution is simply flawless and the one-liners are f@&$#!g awesome!!! And yes, I will be quoting this book until I take my last breath!
There is not one character I didn’t absolutely love!! I really loved each character! I even fell in love with Drew!! He’s a total pig but holy hell there is just something about his perverted brain that I found completely attractive!!! And the intimate moments between Claire and Gavin sizzled…for a while I thought I heard Buster Poindexter singing Feelin’ Hot Hot Hot!!!
I’m not sure what it is about this book that made me feel like a liberated woman but goddamn it, that’s how I felt! Maybe I felt a coochie sisterhood! Maybe I want to be like Claire! Maybe my inner-voice will become an inner-Claire!! Who knows but I did almost burn my bra and thong when I finished reading it!
If you don’t read this book, remember…”Vagina Hand is always watching. Vagina hand sees you.”